It’s the second day since the zombie apocalypse and all Jared can go on about is how much he wants chocolate cake. It probably doesn’t help that it’s his birthday, but you’d think the man would have some priorities about living through a zombie apocalypse. But no, all he can think about is having chocolate cake for his birthday.
“I would make some cake, but we don’t have all the ingredients sweetie, and there’s the pressing matter of the zombie apocalypse.”